The Twilight Zone meets Jem and the Holograms in this descent into insanity of an episode. Well, deeper into the well of mental derangment than usual, at least, because we all know there be psychoses a’plenty in the Jemisphere. And, yes, we are including ourselves.

Thanks to a “desperate” fan (their words, not ours) the Misfits get so much money they create a carbon-copy of Jem’s life, random orphans included, so they can trick her into uncovering her identity.

So we’ve basically been through this plot, like, three times, but this one features Mission Impossible-style face-pull-offs and an amphibian chain smoker playing the role of Shayna. Honesty, it’s the most interesting Shayna has ever been.

Plus, the debut of the iconic Holograms track “Nightmare”! And, as per usual, a bunch of nonsense spewed by your very own Jem Girls.