If “Dead Man Dating” sounds like a dating app for bitches who are so desperate for love and affection that they’ve turned to literal corpses and/or ghosts because they won’t run away, it’s because that’s essentially what happens in this episode of Charmed.

We’re only 4 episodes into the first season of Charmed and we’ve already heard the Halliwell sisters complain ad nauseum about how hard it is to date as a witch. This seems to be especially true for Piper: her most recent beau, Jeremy, ended up being a warlock who tried to kill her for her powers, and now she’s dating a whole ass ghost. Piper, are you okay?

In the meantime, Phoebe is trying to make some quick cash as a psychic at a hotel (because this is definitely a thing that exists) and we learn that Prue, aside from being an anal uptight bitch, really likes flipping through channels (she’s a real flipper). If both of these subplots seem unnecessary and irrelevant, that’s because they are.

Tune into this week’s episode for a fun melange of Chinatown street fights, “I Dream of Genie” outfits, and Prue’s powerful eyeballs. You’ll be confused, but you’ll definitely have a good time.