Well, eat my ass and call me daddy! It’s your favourite kissing cousins, the Jem Girls, back after a week-long deep throating extravaganza in the deep south to bring you our much-unneeded commentary on the latest instalment of Canada’s Drag Race.

This week, we are talking about Canada’s Drag Race season 2 episode 5 “Bye Flop,” in which the queens write, record and perform an original pop-country break up bop (Crave TV’s words, not ours). Will the girls put the CUNT in “country”? Will they be hot-to-trot thots? Or will they put the “GIRL, BYE” in “bayou”?

We will cover that, and so much more, in this week’s review! So put on your finest cowboy boots, sit that fine ass in the saddle, and get ready to ride this pony HARD, HENNY.