We're back!!

Yes, it's been a hot minute since our splendiferous 69th (nice) episode. And, since there's no better number than good ol' 69 (nice ...sorry we can't not) we're just going to go the route of Hollywood these days and do a reboot!

Or maybe it's a requel? Or a refresh? Maybe a soft landing? Wait, sorry, that last one is about "recessions" which is also an "re" word so there's the weird nueral pathway on that one.

Anyway, in our new form (this isn't even our final form!) we will be veering away ever so slightly from the masterpiece of 80s animation that is Jem and the Holograms and turn to... well, anything we want.

First up: How Stella Got Her Groove Back.

Why start with a seemingly random Black romcom from the 90s staring patron saint of high cheek bones Angela Basset? Because we can. And also because we got into saying "How Stella Got Her Grooce Back-cula" which is the actual reason.

If you thought we were going to be any less ridiculous in the new year, I'm sure all of this has proven you wrong. Idiot. Where did you go to school, fool school? I bet you did and flunked out... or graduated with top marks. Whichever is funnier.