Welcome to WenchFest 1985! We got forest wenches, princess wenches, racer wenches and even the seldom seen pirate wench! We got whichever wench you want!

Okay, so WenchFest isn’t actually a thing but it’s the best way to describe “Colliding Stars,” the second instalment of Jem and the Hologram’s Starbright three-part arc, because this episode goes heavy on all-things wenchy.

Apparently the Misfits and Holograms are making a movie… except the entire plot is a disjointed mess of scenes that seem to have no connection with each other. Just like an episode of Jem! Wow, how meta.

Anyways, as always, come for the wenches but stay for the biting commentary!