Well, we’ve made it folks! The end of the second season of Jem and the Holograms is here. It has been a truly wild ride filled with twists, turns, flashbacks and flashes forward, orphan-soul-harvesting, absentee fathers sticking their dicks into holographic computers, and so much more!

In this week’s season finale episode, we are treated to yet another dose of fuckery as Kimber walks down the aisle as a child bride. We learn that her main motivation for getting hitched is to escape Jerrica’s oppressive yoke so that she can be subjected to the whims of an impulsive and unhinged man she barely knows!

If this show is good at anything, it is portraying suuuper dramatic romantic entanglements that often lead to love triangles, covert gay sex, and unadulterated violence for the benefit of the youth. Here at Jem Girls podcast, we endorse exposing children to all the messiness life has to offer from a very early age. Clearly, Christy Marx shares this worldview with us!