Don’t turn that dial, because you’re listening to KJIZ FM, the hottest station on the airwaves bringing you Jem Girls realness every 69 minutes.

Alright, so maybe you would turn that dial if you heard that hot nonsense on the radio. We really wouldn’t blame you.

At least our fictional radio station is edgier (semen is right there in the name, come on) than Jem and the Hologram’s who, you guessed it, decide to save a failing radio station because “it’s the right thing to do.”

We’d leave it at that and say that’s the plot of this episode (which it is) but we’re also fairly certain that “KJEM” is actually happening within a university/college life movie. Evidence includes: An evil corporate-type fixated on destroying a small community business, a group of scrappy co-ed underdogs banding together to take on the villain, and a “joker” character wearing shades who is definitely a 40-year-old posing as a college student.

Not that any of that really matters! As per usual, come for the ridiculous statements and stay for the stream-of-consciousness rambling!