Ladies and gentlemen, the library is open!

For real, the libraries are open. Go crack open a book instead of reading this nonsense.

You know who can’t do the same? Our girl, the fashionista from Philly, Roxy. Because she’s straight up illiterate.

The worst part is… it’s kind of funny.

We’re all about literacy over here at Jem Girls (not to the nauseating amount that Jem and the Holograms bring it to, mind you. A “Literacy Tour”? Come on!) but the fact that a professional rock musician can’t reach a lick of english is a little funny. Ridiculous may be the better word, but, still, laughs are to be had.

We blame the Philadelphia public school system. Roxy probably blames all those nerds for making reading look bad. Either way, you don’t need literacy to listen to a podcast!

(Thank god, too, because while we love to read b*tches the jury is still out if either of the Jem Girls are actually able to read or write. Wait… then who’s writing this? A mystery for the ages!)